It was another day in Florida, living with a bunch of morons, really you'd think living in a tropical paradise would have higher ups. Well, living in Detroit would be on the same level... That's sad, if your going to pick a place to live why not somewhere like England? At least they have winter...
Anyways, the new school wanted you to do a research paper on Egypt and their history... What's to say? They were conquers, Kings, believed in magic, and were also very smart... What happened? (I actually like ancient civilizations, Egypt, Greek, and Norse are my favs. When it comes to biblical references... I don't mix my faith with what I like. If I like ancient Egypt, I like it, I do care that remases the second was a jerk and his father killed innocent lives, but again I don't go around condemning the rest of ancient Egypt for what two kings, pharaohs... Did... Plus, Kings do what they believe is best for their kingdom, that said, a prince who is trained from birth to be a good leader should know what to do. Now since most of you know how much I hate Americas government here's my hate comment that has nothing to do with it... B.O. And his family should burn in hell, wait hell is too good for them, they should... If anyone hates them as much as I do, comment on what they deserve, please.)
Go from a culture that worships gods and goddesses with animal heads to... (I am not allowed to say anything about Muslim faith for I will be killed in an ally way then raped because I said anything about their faith. If this is not what Muslims do to those who besmirch their faith then by all means tell me what do they do that doesn't involve killing, raping, suing, and/or burning down churches. And yes I speak my mind because I won't let those who hold a knife up to my throat keep me from speaking the truth, that and if that scenario were to happen I would egg the person on to end my miserable existence.)
Anyway, a museum that had just opened, since my five months being here in this tropical hell, probably had some info on the subject. So I checked the place out. Not as big as the one in Denver, they had five exhibits: dinosaurs, ancient Egypt, astronomy, geology, and art. Quick look at the other four, boring, that's all I could say.
In the Egypt room, which was very empty... Glass cases of artifacts; jewelry, jars, and mummies. Stone tablets were on the wall, I looked at one, the picture looked very similar to me. Weird. That's all I'm going to say.
Suddenly a flash of light blinded me.
______ Atems pov_____
"My king, it is about time you choose a queen!" My adviser, priest seto demanded.
'I wonder if other Pharaohs go through this?' (Just as long as you don't act like an A..hole, when it comes to girls like some form of kings... Cough... Kuzco...cough!) "Seto I don't wish to marry anyone at this time!" I commented.
We argued for a while about the importance of continuing my legacy, "I do not wish to..." I blushed.
"To what your highness?"
"To... Have a child. I'm not ready."
"Sire you need to continue your legacy." I really hate these conversation, why can't we talk about something else?
"My king! My King! My king!" a servant girl ran up to us. Finally a distraction, what a relief, I smiled, "What's wrong?"
"There's a girl passed out in the royal gardens!" she cried out.
we rushed over to find a girl with brown hair, unconscious, I walked over to see that she was clinging onto what looked like a black sack. i tried to shake her awake. "I don't want to go to school mommy." i chuckled, that is the strangest reaction I have ever gotten. What is school?
Shaking her awake a little more. her eyes started to flutter open, they were the color of the Nile.
I opened my eyes to see a star head boy. it took a minute to realize how hot it was. "Who are you?" he smiled.
"My name is Atem." he said, offering his hand to lift me up. I took his hand.
"Your the pharaoh?!" He blushed.
"Yes I am." He said with a smile.
"Please tell me I'm not in ancient Egypt!" I said.
He looked everywhere but my eyes, "I wouldn't say ancient, but yes you are in Egypt. Are you from Greece or Rome?"
"Aren't those civilizations still in the planning stages?"
He looked over at his friend who looked more pharaoh than him, and they began to laugh. "You're obviously not from around here!" They chuckled.
"No I'm from a land of tyrannical rule and oppression!"
They looked at me, "so your from the past?" (Biblical reference or B.O. Reference)
"Would I be dressed like this if I'm from the past?" You asked.
They shrugged, "the theif king has strange unusual friends!" Said the one in blue.
"Seto I highly doubt she could be associated to the theif king." The pharaoh said.
"Sire, You are too trusting for your own good."
"Um… Does anyone know how I can go back to my own time? I mean egypt is great, but I like the future and future technology too much." I said.
"I'm sorry, but we don't know how you came here in the first place." said the pharaoh.
"A spell can only be undone by the one who cast it." said the one in blue known as seto.
"So I'm stuck here with no cold air or at least entertainment!" I cried out, "How do you people live?"
"I don't know what you call entertainment in the future, but we entertain ourselves just fine." said the star head.
"How? By watching slaves work all day?" I said with sarcasm.
"How dare you speak to the pharaoh in such a tone." seto snarled.
"Its fine Seto." the pharaoh turned to me, "Why don't we get you a change of clothes then I can show you what we call entertainment."
The servant girl was washing my body, "For crying out loud, I know how to wash my own body!"
"This is what the pharaoh has asked me to do." she said nonchalantly.
She gave me a white dress and a gold sash, gold neck and shoulder jewelry, and arm braces. "Well how do I look? Like an egyptain, or what?"
"Sorry?" she said.
"Geez, I'm going to be the only one with any idea what futuristic terms are."
"I think you look very lovely for someone from the future… who claims to be anyway." I looked behind me to see the star head pharaoh.
"Aren't pharaohs suppose to have their heads shaved?" i asked.
he blushed, "my fathered allowed me to keep my hair the way it is, why is there something wrong?"
"What? no its just books say that pharaohs wear headdresses and wear those beard things."
"Umm, I can't help what people have written in the future and with the false beard… they're very uncomfortable." he blushes, "So do you want me to show you around or are you going to keep asking me why I do certain things my way."
"Sarcasm…" i chuckled.
"You really think people in your time invented it?"
"No, that was buggs bunny!"
"If you were to come to the future you'd know why I want to go back." he shrugs.
So we spend a day on horses. riding around the city. Many different temples, merchants, and people. Strange… thats how I want to describe it. Egypt, land of sand and no water. We came back to the palace when the sun was setting. Well, that helps, a few thousand miles and few thousand years and Ill be home again.
Although it was fun, I had fun with the porcupine head. We shared dinner, it was roast goose and 'honey cakes'? seriously does this guy have a strange palette. although if he were to taste the stuff from my time, he'd probably hate it. 'id could go for a cheese burger right now…'
"What?" i asked.
"What is this future like, if you want to go back so badly." he asked. we were under the stars, must be a summers night since it was so peaceful and cool.
"Two words: Air conditioning!"
he chuckled, "I don't know what that is, but why is that so important?"
"You're use to the heat, I'm lucky to not be melting like a ice cube."
"You have strange similes. I don't know what an ice cube is?"
"I envy your ignorance."
he just laid his head down on the sand, "You truly are a strange girl."
"Ive been called worse."
"Like what?" he asks turning toward me.
"Stupid, idiot, and others, some that don't even ably to me since Ive never done the deed."
"People from your time sound cruel."
"You don't know the half of it, they're also vulgar, spiteful, crude, and very perverted."
I've never heard of such a world, I've been too sheltered by my advisors to know any of these horrible things. She looked up at the stars, "I wonder if mom and dad know where I am?" I glanced at the stars then back at her, tears were rolling down her cheeks.
"Why are you crying?" I asked saddened. I miss my father as well, sometimes I feel it's my fault father is gone.
"Mom and dad are in the future and now that I know time travel exists, I want to stop all the bad things from happening. Like their death for starters."
"What if you can't?" I ask wishing I could take it back seeing that her face became red, "I mean can't go back to the future." Now I'm the one who is saying things without thinking. She just held her head down and brought her knees close to her head.
"It's not like I was born a princess, from what I've read and learnt the phrase birth-right means something. Plus, I'll be lucky to... End up in a museum in the future."
"Please it's not your fault, I was the one who read a translation of a text on a scroll, so how could this be your fault?" She smiled. I've never seen someone go from sad to happy in the blink of an eye.
I show her to a guest room that use to be my mothers room before she became queen. "I'll try to help you get home some how." I said, before I was leaving.
She grapped my wrist, "please, I want to thank you and I don't know how I'm going to sleep tonight."
I turned around and without thinking kissed her on the lips, my left hand cupped her cheek, my eyes closed. She was so new, she didn't talk to me like I was pharaoh, she talked to me as though I was another person, it was nice to have someone talk to me like that.
'He's kissing me!!!! Why the hell is he kissing me? Doesn't he have dozens of girls to pick from? Plus he's a pharaoh! He's royalty! I'm not even allowed to scrape the gum off a... (Here's what I'd put in since I hate the White House: the ghetto White House American Demonic Angels shoes or the first bigs 24 karrot converse shoes! Because I'm white! Yes I said it because I'm on my lady days... So I'm going to say all that horrible stuff about how much I would love to see the White House whores boil in oil.) the whores in the White House!' I gasped during the kiss, he probably took that as an invitation to insert his tongue. 'Really doesn't he have many people to choose from, I was only trying to say thank you. Then why am I not fighting it?'
We parted, my eyes wide with surprise, his hand was still cupping my cheek. "I hope you sleep well." Then he left.
If I had anyway to confront him, but how could I when he's pharaoh. I laid my head down on the bed, which was comfortable for an Egyptian bed.
'Radammit, I forgot to ask her, her name. She must think I'm as horrible as the people from this 'future', I hope she can forgive me.'
The sun has risen to another day, 'I hope she slept well.'
'I actually slept!?' I get up to see another dress put out for me. 'Great I wonder what he wants to do today?'
After putting on the clothes, the servant girl comes in, "my lady, the pharaoh wishes to see you."
"He wants me to escort you to him."
Just walking five minutes, "it's so hot, how do any of you stand it?"
"Actually we don't notice much." She said.
And there was the pharaoh, siting at a table with his advisors. The one that looked more pharaoh than him, a girl, an old man with one eye, a magician, a bald guy, and another man. Six advisors total, the young servant girl bowed and left. Then all the rest bowed and left leaving us alone.
"Did you sleep well?" He asked.
"Yeah, for the first time in three years." I said.
"Would you like to join me?" He asked.
"Sure." He was eating bread and fruit.
"Are there genies in this world?"
"What are genies?"
"I guess that's another culture."
"You're not going to tell me are you?" He asked.
"A genie grants wishes."
"Sorry, we don't have those here."
"Thought not." I said, "what do you have?"
"Magic spells that only trained magicians are allowed to use."
"Would one of those spells be able to send me home?"
I sighed, "yes there is one, the mirror of Isis. But you can only go for a little while then you have to come back."
"Great, at least I get to go home for a little while."
"Unfortunately two go and the same two come back." I could tell by the atmosphere she will not approve this.
"Then let's go!" She said with high spirits. 'She really is insane!'
We snuck to Mahads room to find the mirror, "by the powers of the hippo, crane, and crocodile, I, the pharaoh wish for the power to go through time, to what will be, take me to where I command, so say the pharaoh!" A flash of light, we were now in...
A... Strange new environment...
"Great, we're back home!" She was heading into the building, "aren't you coming?" I walk in with her.
"Why is this place... What's the word? So great, I guess?" I really hate sounding like this.
She laughed, she sat down then laid down on a large cow hide seat. "Go on sit down." I was looking at the strange decorations.
"What is this?" I picked up a brownish item.
"Eww, don't touch that!" I set it down, "why? What is it?"
"It's a beverage that makes people stupid!"
"You mean alcohol!" I smirked, so people from this time haven't advanced from that.
Then someone came in, "oh, hi Lexi!" This young man said waving his hand.
"Hi, Jordan." Lexi, 'I keep forgetting to ask her her name,' snarled. If I had to bet she doesn't like him at all.
"And you are?" He asked.
"My name is... Yami." Knowing full well that I'm dead at this point, this young man shouldn't know my name, I hope.
"Nice to meet you, anyways, hey Lexi can you take me to the store I need to get something's."
"Food! What else do you get from the store?"
"A brain or a girl friend who is actually willing to be your taxi driver!" I chucked at that.
"It's because I'm black isn't it? It's because I'm black that you won't do favors for me anymore!" Is he serious? That is the most pathetic excuse in the name of ra I've ever heard. "Do you want me to sue you for that!"
"Fine, whatever, I'll give you a ride!" Why did she just give in?
"Good and while your at it after we go shopping and put everything away, you still owe me that one time!" I look at my skin for a second then look at the young man who makes the theif king seem like a friendly fellow. If this is how people from Egypt (and the rest of Africa) are going to act in this current future, then I hate this future. Who is allowing this... Hatred between something so trivial as skin color.
The young man left, "how can you live with that?"
"Truthfully, and I don't know why I'm being truthful about him, he usually doesn't act this way. It's probably because he feels threatened."
"How can you fouch for him? He's horrible to you! Why do you want to come back to this time anyway?"
"Feh, everyone knows he's all talk. Plus, it gives me an excuse to show you around."
After we went to what Lexi calls a Walmart, we came back only for him to start interrogating me.
"You better not be taking her!"
"You know what I'm saying porcupine head! I already own her!"
'Is he serious...' "Sorry, I don't know what you could possibly mean."
"She's mine, she already fell for the Jorden charm."
I would laugh if this kid wasn't so pathetic, "I'm sorry, is that why she gives a face of distaste when you enter the room."
(Seriously a cock fight: Yugioh Vs. Some random kid with a Tiny $&:@. Not that I know that. Everyone whose giving me looks can go suck Prussia's five meters, although half of you would enjoy that! And do I have to say it again: ich leibe dick, Bitches!) (side note I need chocolate and sour skittles)
"No she doesn't, that's the face she makes when she knows josh our room mate is coming out of his room!"
"Excuse me, whom?"
"She was probably making that face because you were in the room."
"Do you even know her parents?"
"I know they're dead!"
"..." "Don't have a good comeback do you, have you had sex with her?"
I punched him in the face, the brat fell to the ground, I looked at my hand just realizing what I had done.
"Yami?" Lexi was right there in the corridor, her expression was enough to tell me what I had done.
I rushed past her until, she grasped onto my wrist, she was smiling at me.
"Yo, lex, I could use a tissue!" Is he really that stupid?
"Why? I'm not your mother! Go find someone else to baby you, and if you don't like it you can take it up with yami!"
"But... We have so much in common!"
"Get a life, oh and get yourself a new face, your going to need one!"
We were able to get what she wanted, her momento and jewelry. Apparently, there were a few things that she couldn't leave behind.
We came back, "I really don't see the appeal of the future."
"Again, air conditioning!"
I shrug it off, nothing could compare to Egypt in my opinion.
I was in the garden hopping she would...
"My king, we have word that the theif king is planning something terrible!"
I turn to Lexi, "I have to go."
"Wait, yami... Could you tell me why you, umm..." She glanced at my guards then back at me.
I dismissed them, "now what is it you want to ask me?"
"Why did you punch Jordan? I mean, thank you, but why?"
Why did she have to ask a question that involved no rational thought and pure instinct, "I didn't like how he treated you as property." No I didn't like the thought of someone as Distasteful and ill mannered even touching your hand let alone going that far with you.
"There's something else? Isn't there?"she asked.
I turned away, "why would you think that?"
"Alright, yes, I love you, and I dont perticuraly admire the way his affection was shown by treating you like hippo dung! does that help?"
She hugs me, "where were you when I was treated badly by my middle sister." I hug back.
End of flashback~~~~
I had asked her if she want to become my queen. If she did, meet me in the garden, if not, I'll understand, after meeting a man like that, I wouldn't have a very good opinion about they're kind. How could my people become like that after 5 millennia? I guess becoming full of themselves and believing that they deserve more then what they earn... (Isn't that the $&@! Truth! Aka White House FUCKERS!)
Suddenly I was tackled, "that's not smart, showing your back to the enemy!"
She kissed my lips, "it's not like you know how to fight! For example!" I switch our positions to where she was on the ground and I was straddling her.
"Always turn the battle in your favor!" I smashed my lips on to her.
"Anyone who watches tv knows that basic rule." She smirked as she wrapped her arms around my back and hooked her legs around my waist.
"So you accept?" I asked smirking.
"Yes, I love you forever and always."
I couldn't believe it, she agreed. Although, she wanted to say her final goodbyes to her world, the future, no matter how much I hated the place, she wanted her family and friends to know that she was safe and sound. Using the mirror once more we brought with us some gold pieces which she told me would go for so much in the future. I didn't know we would become wealthy here. All I did was bring a few gold pieces, and a sattle of silver. We looked around a few jewelry stores to see that they had no ideal wedding band.
My future queen was talking on this blue box, "hey Sarah! Guess what?"
"I don't know?"
"You have to at least try!"
"Umm, jimmy fell down a well? I don't know!"
"You're hopeless! I'm getting married!"
"That's great... To who?" She says nonchalantly.
"I can't tell you on the phone, but we're having the wedding at Disney world and you're the maid of honor!"
A week later, I told my land lady that I'll be getting married and moving away right after the honey moon, she's allowing Yami to stay at the house for the time being.
I'm really reluctant to stay in this time, especially to wait until we can have our ceremony. Apparently, people in this time do things differently, for starters; people are very violent, people are very arrogant, and people are very rude to one another.
"Why is this future so appealing to you?" I ask.
She sighs, "I guess the expression to each their own."
"There's something appealing about this place that I love, and there's something appealing about Egypt you love," she said which makes sense, "of course you're pharaoh, so you have nothing to complain about..." She said under her breath.
"I do have a few things to complain about you know." Her eyes grew wide. "Yes, I can hear you."
"Like what?" She turns her head.
For starters, every princess seems to care more for their beauty then the people, my advisors especially Seto is a pain to keep happy and off my back. "It's hard to explain." I simplified.
She looked away, we were at the house... That's what the term is called, there was a knock at the door, "hey could you take me to the store please?" Not this again.
Lexi got up to answer, "you want to repeat what happened last time?" She asked.
"No I just can't get anyone else to take me to get food. Please, I'll buy you dinner."
I didn't understand what was going on, "you do know I'm getting married right? So why would I want to go out with you?"
"Please, I have no one to hang out with. And you're the only one who gets me."
"I need food, please how can I change your mind."
I got up, it's really hot here in Florida, in Egypt I don't notice as much, well I didn't have a shirt on, I came up to get this brat to leave us alone and the first thing that comes out of his vulgar mouth is; "OH, you'll fuck his (color) C<%k but you won't dare touch or put your mouth on mine!!!" This brat is really getting on my nerves. I ask Lexi to go back into the room, "What? Too much of a gentleman to have a girl fight for you?"
"You are really getting on my nerves! Do you even know how to talk without sounding like you're a imbecile."
"Oh, and your mr. Perfect aren't you? Guy who steps on c<%ks."
"How exactly do I step on... Whatever those are?"
"Were you living under a rock? Cocks are male gentiles."
"Why would I be stepping on those?" This boy is not only nasty but incoherent.
"You really are stupid."
I chuckled, "yes, I'm the one trying to... What is the phrase you people use, 'hit on' another people's lovers."
"Hey, she was mine first! Then one day you somehow come along and fuck it up. Do you even know how to make her scream."
My eyes became wide, this brat really doesn't care for her at all, all he cares about is that my future queen is useful for his primal needs. "Let me ask you something and I better like the answer, or as I've been told we can file sexual harassment charge against you."
"What you can't do that, she owes me..."
"Do you want me to ask the question or are you going to continue on this path, now the question is: do you love her?"
"It's a simple question, your reaction is not helping the answer, now do you love her?"
"Well yeah I love her..."
"I gave you an answer, then tell me why you love her?"
I smirked, "she has qualities that no girl can compare, she can easily tell me what she doesn't like without worrying about who I was, she's kind and considerate, thinks about those around, and cares more about other people then her own beauty."
He rolls his eyes, "so you're one of those guys. Who looks for personality then a girls pretty face, you need help."
"And you need to find someone else to harass or else we're going to call the authorities."
"You can't part with her for an hour just to get food. She'll be back, so you two can go back to whatever you two were doing."
"If you're little preverted mind can't grasp the idea of two people talking, then it's obvious you're very immature."
"Had more action then you dude."
"Whatever helps you sleep, now please leave the two of us alone."
It took well over an hour to get that brat to go away, Lexi was reading something on her blue box. "Sorry about that."
"I just wish the little jerk would leave me alone."
I got back into bed, as I had already said this place is hot, Egypt would feel comfortable right about now. We just laid in bed and talked, Lexi was the only one who could drive, and that made it difficult for the two of us to go anywhere.
We were going to have our wedding on a day that celebrated freedom. Lexi wanted us to have a wedding in the castle.
Her eldest sister was happy to hear that she found someone, her middle, not so much.
Time skip ~~~~ wedding ~~~~~
After the wedding and honeymoon, I can see why my queen likes the future.
We traveled back to the past only to the exact moment we left.
We had to do another wedding, and coronation for my queen.
After the festivities, we were finally alone, all I wanted was to truly embrace my queen and show her how I feel. She was happy to be with me, we finally got away from those immature children. Worried that I couldn't pleasure her the way some child thought he could. My queen is very kind.
"You're angry that boy actually touched me, aren't you?"
"He said he knew how to make you scream."
Kissing me on the cheek, "no matter how skilled his dirty hands are, he doesnt have the ability to make me desire him."
Smirking, I kissed her neck, "thank you."
End of flashback~~~
Caressing my queens inner thigh, my other hand fondled her breast, kissing her lips then her neck. "I desire nothing more than to hear you speak my name." My fingers found they're way into her entrance, all Ive wanted since we've started becoming close was to be connected body and soul.
The future made any noble intentions of loving my queen seem like a sinful act. My queen felt distant towards me, since she had her most prized items in hand. I didn't know how I could show my affection without coming off as perverted or as the term horny. Seems that this world is terribly different.
"Yami..." She whispered.
I kissed her neck, "call me by my true name." My fingers slid inside her slick walls.
"Ahh-tem, there." Her voice was bliss. All I wanted was to hear her voice scream my name.
Positioning myself, "tell me when you are in pain, my love."
Slowly entering her, "ahh." I stopped, noticing tears rolling down her eyes, "please don't stop, I want you more then anything." She kissed me on the lips.
I continue, fully sheathed in her warmth, all I wanted was her.
After that night I had everything I coul ever want. Too bad a year later I was to be cursed by a magician with the ability to curse me in a snake like form.